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I Want To Ride My Bicycle

By Montag | Related entries in Comedy

Has this conversation ever occured?

Karl: George, fall off your bike again. It humanizes you. The people eat that stuff up.
George: [Sighs.] Ok, Karl, I’ll do it.
Karl: Gee, G, don’t sound so excited. Look, it’s easier than pledging 0.7% for poverty. And it doesn’t anger as many contributors as that Kyoto thingy.
George: [Irked.] Ok, K, I said I’d do it already.
Karl: Oh, and, uh, try to hit a policeman when you do it. Ya know, a ‘Keystone cops’ type of thing. People love that.
George: [Rolls eyes.]

Daily Times had the most interesting headline: Bush lightly hurt in bicycle collision with policeman.

In other bicycle news: Lance Armstrong reluctantly wears the Yellow Jersey as the leader of the Tour de France.

Bonus bicycle link: Play the President George W. Bush “Stay The Course” Bike Riding Game.


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One Response to “I Want To Ride My Bicycle”

  1. Mark Says:
    April 7th, 2006 at 8:55 am

    Hi, interesting blogg found while searching for Ciclosport cycling watches on google.

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