David Copperfield’s Magic “Trick”

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Apparently, he’s going to make a woman pregnant on stage without touching her.

Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: “Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I’m going to make a girl pregnant on stage.”

He added: “Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.”

Quick jokes at the expense of David Copperfield.

  1. I hope he at least buys her dinner.
  2. Well, this certainly clears up all of those gay rumors.
  3. Didn’t I see some guy claim this on Maury Povich last week?

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4 Responses to “David Copperfield’s Magic “Trick””

  1. Phillip J. Birmingham Says:

    Getting a gal pregnant without touching her — I don’t know, that seems like the priorities are ALL wrong there. At least I know that before I got married, I was very interested in the touching — the pregnancy, not so much.

  2. ford4x4 Says:

    Will he be considered the father? Sounds like a paternity suit waiting to happen.

  3. Justin Gardner Says:

    PREDICTION: Copperfield will be considered the magical father, and therefore will only have to teach the offspring magic tricks.

  4. Donklephant » Blog Archive » Janet Jackson’s Secret Daughter? Says:

    [...] Okay, this one is completely off-topic, but it’s so weird (like this post about David Copperfield) I can’t ignore it. [...]

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