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A Topless Kate Moss And I Have A Brief, Fake Conversation

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Me: So, what exactly is it that you do?

Kate Moss (with a thick British accent): Have you seen the video?

Me: You mean the one of you dancing around topless and then falling and hitting your head on a wind machine that isn’t safe to view at work?

Kate Moss: Yeah, that’s the one.

Me: No, I haven’t. I was at work.

Kate Moss: Well, watch it. That’s basically what I do.

Me: No, I lied. I watched it. You’re really talented.

Kate Moss: Thanks!

Me: No problem Kate Moss.

Kate Moss: Hey, do you have any coke?

Me: See, I could make a lame Pepsi joke here, but I know you’re talking about drugs, so…no, I don’t have any coke.

Kate Moss: I should probably put my shirt back on.

Me: Well, if you want to be safe for work.

Kate Moss: Indeed.

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