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Bow Tie Tied Too Tight

By Callimachus | Related entries in In The News, Media

Tucker Carlson just doesn’t get it.

Back story: An Argentine bombshell who goes by the name Dorismar and has graced the fold-out pages of ‘Playboy’ was rounded up by immigration authorities last month and deported. She’d been living illegally in Miami for five years. She’s fighting to return to the States, saying she has a right to work here and pursue her dream of becoming a supermodel. Her lawyer, Michael Feldenkrais, says she ought to be classified as “an alien of extraordinary ability,â€Â? based on “her looks, her singing abilities, and her looks, I guess.”

FELDENKRAIS: In reality it‘s not a matter of her having a cute butt and somebody having a bad butt. But the reality is there is a classification for people who have risen to the level where she has in the scenario of…

CARLSON: Risen to the level. She stars in “Latinas gone Crazy.â€Â? Now, no offense. I haven‘t actually seen the video. But I mean, it’s not likeâ€â€?I mean, she’s not Barbra Streisand. You know what I mean? “Latinas Gone Crazy.â€Â? Do we need more “Latinas Gone Crazyâ€Â? actresses in this nation, truly?

Could the answer possibly be, “F###, yeah!” Faster than you can say “Yentl II.”

Let’s see … what does America need … callipygian Argentine hottie shaking her brunette mane for the camera vs. yet another self-indulgent Barbra Streisand CD.


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5 Responses to “Bow Tie Tied Too Tight”

  1. Brian in MA Says:
    February 9th, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    My advice: kick Streisand out and bring the hottie back in, only legally, so she’s pays taxes like the rest of us. Just cause she has a good body doesn’t mean she shouldn’t pay taxes.

  2. gary wallace Says:
    February 9th, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    My advice: whatever anybody does, no cartoons.

  3. Justin Gardner Says:
    February 9th, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    My advice: whatever anybody does, no cartoons.

    Heh…good one.

  4. Jim Says:
    February 10th, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    Well, I thought so! Carlson holds up Streisand as the standard. No wonder he is unimpressed with a Latina bombshell. I thought I had been getting gaydar pings.

  5. Mike Says:
    February 10th, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    Jim,
    Get a grip. Carlson understands that Streisand (whether you like it or not) is someone with real talent. Latina bombshells are nice too. But it has nothing to do with the point that Carlson was trying to make: There are truly talented people in the world, and then there are others.

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