Meet America’s Biggest D!CKHE@D
By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink
Jeezus…this is crazy stuff. In fact, it’s so crazy I actually marvel at this guy’s attention to detail. Oh…you’ll see.
From The Smoking Gun:
This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there’s Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document–a “Contract of Wifely Expectations”–that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered “Good Behavior Days,” or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to “get out of doing the things” he requested daily.
Trust me, click the link and read the “Contract of Wifely Expectations.” It’s insanity times 10. And be sure to click through to the second page of the contract where the first letter of each word in the titles look like illustrations of people having sex. Crazy!
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February 22nd, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Taking a leap here, but I’m guessing you’re not married.
February 22nd, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Aaaahhhhh, LF — you are funny! Yes, I made Mrs. DosPeros sign a similar agreement. She has continiously breached almost every provision. I, unlike this guy, put in liquidated damages in the sum of a 7-day romp in Vegas. I have sued in Circuit Court but she claims that the arbitration clause requires the whole issue to go to my mother-in-law! Bitch!