Comments on: Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness

By: Meghan

Meghan — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 20:23:53 +0000

Meredith,

Thanks for the advice. I had the bathtub all ready to go, but I suppose Elaine Kirk McKitterson will have to fend for herself in the afterlife. I will continue, however, to allow her to drink from my nightly glass of “the blood of christ” when I’m not looking….It’s the least I can do…

By: Clint Carrens

Clint Carrens — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:46:51 +0000

very funny, very true.

By: Justin Gardner

Justin Gardner — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 22:17:08 +0000

As funny as I find this, that HAS to be a doctored photo and a satirical story.

Good call Brian. First time to the big city is it?

By: Meredith

Meredith — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 21:55:50 +0000

This article about cats learning about Jesus is provably false. I already baptized them, just as the article prescribed - by filling my bathtub with water, asking them if they rejected Satan and then thrusting them completely under the water. They then TOTALLY freaked out - I mean - they hissed and spit and howled like the little girl in The Exorcist. Maybe they were possessed, and the baptism worked as an actual exorcism. I just don’t understand . . .

And, really, the Dem thing is funny and not funny at the same time because it’s so true . . . so sad.

By: Joshua

Joshua — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 21:50:19 +0000

Well it is from The Onion.

By: Brian in MA

Brian in MA — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 21:45:24 +0000

As funny as I find this, that HAS to be a doctored photo and a satirical story.

I mean come on… it just… not even the Democrats would… zuh?

Given the content of the site its obviously a joke, but its just believable enough to make you think.