Comments on: An NSA Riddle.

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 16 May 2006 18:30:17 +0000

Heh….(snicker)….mmmphh….Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!

Take it away, Police:

I was blue and lonely, I couldn’t sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I’d had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn’t want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I’d never seen
“Experience something different with our new imported toy
She’s loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy.”
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I’m feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She’s cuddly and she’s bouncy, she’s like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She’s everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl
Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl
Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl

By: Rudi

Rudi — Sat, 13 May 2006 14:45:40 +0000

Senator Kyl could not make this call. He is a god feerin christain who only uses sex for procreation. The WaterGate – Hooker is moonbat propaganda, Republicans do not pay for sex, they are f**king all of us for free.

By: michael reynolds

michael reynolds — Sat, 13 May 2006 14:25:19 +0000

Brian:
And I’m sure that’s the argument Senator Kyl would make, were he outed for having calls made from his phone to a sex doll manufacturer. Still, his career would be damaged.

By: BrianOfAtlanta

BrianOfAtlanta — Sat, 13 May 2006 14:10:43 +0000

Which tells you who the two numbers are registered to, not who made the calls.

By: michael reynolds

michael reynolds — Sat, 13 May 2006 12:41:02 +0000

Justin:
You plug the first number into your Google search field, search, then you plug the second number in.

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 13 May 2006 10:42:06 +0000

So what’s wrong with a senator wanting a special friend? :)

By: Justin Gardner

Justin Gardner — Sat, 13 May 2006 07:22:15 +0000

I give. What’s the answer?

By: SilverSeraphim

SilverSeraphim — Sat, 13 May 2006 05:46:52 +0000

Ah, Google…you show me so many things I did not know existed.

Which then brings up another, very good question- If I, a housewife with very little college education, can figure out how to Google these numbers, why can’t the highly trained personnel at the NSA?