An NSA Riddle.

By Michael Reynolds | Related entries in Discuss, General Politics

At 11:18 pm, March 12, 2006, a person dialing from (202) 224-4521 reached the following number: (760) 471-8418.

We have not recorded the content of that call. We don’t know who made the call, or who was called. We only know the number from which the call originated, and the number reached. And the fact that the conversation lasted six minutes and ten seconds.

Data is ever discoverable, as we’ve seen time and time again when credit card numbers have been stolen by the million. But this data, since it consists solely of telephone numbers, is entirely safe. It can tell us nothing damaging.

It’s a riddle, kids, can you tell me who called who?

(cross-posted from Mighty Middle.)

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8 Responses to “An NSA Riddle.”

  1. SilverSeraphim Says:

    Ah, Google…you show me so many things I did not know existed.

    Which then brings up another, very good question- If I, a housewife with very little college education, can figure out how to Google these numbers, why can’t the highly trained personnel at the NSA?

  2. Justin Gardner Says:

    I give. What’s the answer?

  3. Tom Says:

    So what’s wrong with a senator wanting a special friend? :)

  4. michael reynolds Says:

    Justin:
    You plug the first number into your Google search field, search, then you plug the second number in.

  5. BrianOfAtlanta Says:

    Which tells you who the two numbers are registered to, not who made the calls.

  6. michael reynolds Says:

    Brian:
    And I’m sure that’s the argument Senator Kyl would make, were he outed for having calls made from his phone to a sex doll manufacturer. Still, his career would be damaged.

  7. Rudi Says:

    Senator Kyl could not make this call. He is a god feerin christain who only uses sex for procreation. The WaterGate - Hooker is moonbat propaganda, Republicans do not pay for sex, they are f**king all of us for free.

  8. Michael Says:

    Heh….(snicker)….mmmphh….Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!

    Take it away, Police:

    I was blue and lonely, I couldn’t sleep a wink
    And I could only get unconscious if I’d had to much to drink
    There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
    And each day seemed grey and dead
    The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
    I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
    Somewhere to place affection, but I didn’t want a wife
    And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
    An ad that was unusual, the like I’d never seen
    “Experience something different with our new imported toy
    She’s loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy.”
    She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
    A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
    I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
    And later in a moment that girl became my wife
    And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
    And when I’m feeling naughty I blow her up with air
    She’s cuddly and she’s bouncy, she’s like a rubber ball
    I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
    And now my life is different since Sally came my way
    I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
    She’s everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
    And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

    Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
    Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl
    Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
    Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl
    Won’t you be my girl, won’t you be my girl
    Won’t you be my, be my, be my girl

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