Justin Kennedy slowly lifted David Souter’s black robe, revealing the glowing white buttocks of such an ardent scholar. They embraced, “spooning in chambers” was their inside joke. “Have you read the Amicus from the ACLU,” Kennedy whispered, immediately feeling Souter’s gavel bang. “I have…” David responded. “I’m waiting for ooorrralll arguments,” he said with a long sigh, “before I reach any conclusion.”

Thank you, thank you…I’ll be here all week.

I mean, if 2 men marry, which family pays for the wedding?
On the flip side… there should be plenty of booze at the reception!

Congrats, JG, on finally finding a constitutional penumbra that you don’t embrace. Now you can truly empathize when the conservatives when rights are miraculously found in the Constitution out of thin air, like, I don’t know, let me think…a substantive due process right to sodomy.

Ahh DP…you’re so pure. I bow before your bullet-proof interpretations that would, at the very least, give Jefferson, Madison, Adams and Paine post-mortem stiffies.

Is there any indication of the EBC getting involved in the US? I ask the question because the Church head in Australia is reported as seeing “the establishment of government under God” as one of the final steps before Judgement Day.

One of the things to emerge from the EBC’s involvement in our past election is their use of survey techniques. One of the more interesting was brought to light by a lady who is in the business of population survey. When she was asked who she would vote for in the coming election she replied “Labour”. Her reply was greeted by loud laughter and “Surely not!!” from the surveyer. She pressed on this and discovered -

* The instructed reaction to the response “Labour” was “to express incredulity and amazement”.

* The surveyer was a student, undertaking “required study”, at the Exclusive Brethren Bible College.