Comments on: In The Year 3000…We Will Be Goblin-like? http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/ Big Teeth. Huge Ass. Surprisingly Reasonable. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:03:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Brian Lee http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/comment-page-1/#comment-194758 Brian Lee Tue, 23 Jan 2007 13:42:32 +0000 http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/#comment-194758 I think the author's a little hung up on Herbert Spencer's works. Oh poop, I can't wait... I've gotta know the outcome now. :) I think the author’s a little hung up on Herbert Spencer’s works. Oh poop, I can’t wait… I’ve gotta know the outcome now. :)

]]> By: Kevin http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/comment-page-1/#comment-87791 Kevin Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:25:44 +0000 http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/#comment-87791 Oh please, we'll have genetically engineered ourselves into exinction long before the year 102K Oh please, we’ll have genetically engineered ourselves into exinction long before the year 102K

]]> By: sleipner http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/comment-page-1/#comment-87414 sleipner Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:34:48 +0000 http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/#comment-87414 Actually I don't think it's as likely there will be a split, I just think the entire gene pool will devolve, mostly because the successful people are the ones who have zero or one kid, and the McDonalds assistant manager types have seven. On those odds, we're gonna have a LOT of Mickey D's around in a few hundred years. Actually I don’t think it’s as likely there will be a split, I just think the entire gene pool will devolve, mostly because the successful people are the ones who have zero or one kid, and the McDonalds assistant manager types have seven. On those odds, we’re gonna have a LOT of Mickey D’s around in a few hundred years.

]]> By: amba http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/comment-page-1/#comment-87354 amba Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:40:57 +0000 http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/#comment-87354 Yes, but don't assume the Eloi will be in charge. Them Morlocks is bad-ass muh-fuhs. Yes, but don’t assume the Eloi will be in charge. Them Morlocks is bad-ass muh-fuhs.

]]> By: DosPeros http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/comment-page-1/#comment-87301 DosPeros Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:39:27 +0000 http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/#comment-87301 The term will be Walmartian and the genetic split is already evident - 1000 years, no, 100 years, no, 10 years...now we're talking. As evidence, I give you: Tanya Tucker. http://www.tanyatuckerfansite.com/Fan_Photo_with_Cindi_and_Ruby.htm The term will be Walmartian and the genetic split is already evident – 1000 years, no, 100 years, no, 10 years…now we’re talking. As evidence, I give you: Tanya Tucker.
http://www.tanyatuckerfansite.com/Fan_Photo_with_Cindi_and_Ruby.htm

]]> By: m.takhallus http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/comment-page-1/#comment-87295 m.takhallus Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:30:26 +0000 http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/#comment-87295 I believe the proper term is goblinesque. I believe the proper term is goblinesque.

]]> By: machete http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/comment-page-1/#comment-87284 machete Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:46:04 +0000 http://donklephant.com/2006/10/18/in-the-year-3000we-will-be-goblin-like/#comment-87284 Technically, it claims the split will come around 102,000 AD. It's definitely out there, but you never know - throw in a nuclear holocaust or two, some global weather catastrophe... stranger things have happened (like lungs and opposable thumbs). Technically, it claims the split will come around 102,000 AD.

It’s definitely out there, but you never know – throw in a nuclear holocaust or two, some global weather catastrophe… stranger things have happened (like lungs and opposable thumbs).

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