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Boston Police Blow Up Suspicious Looking Man

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Comedy, The War On Terrorism

Oh so funny…

Officer Charlie O’Hara of the bomb squad said, “We got a report of a man loitering in a high-traffic area with a bulky coat and a backpack. We cleared the area, snuck up behind him, attached the explosives and detonated him.”

Police later learned the man, Evan Johnson, was waiting for his girlfriend, Cindy Collins, who was getting a cappuccino at a nearby Starbucks. His backpack contained books and all that was under his coat was a “Wish you were beer” t-shirt.

Collins explained why Johnson was by the lamp post. “There was a long line at Starbucks, and Evan wanted to smoke so he waited outside for me. Next thing I know I look up and I see police blowing him up. I always told him that down jacket made him look puffy.”

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2 Responses to “Boston Police Blow Up Suspicious Looking Man”

Teddy Lee Says:
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
How can you even say this is funny? This doesn’t even border on being funny. This poor guy gets blown up because we have terrible and inefficient law enforcement. These people who had say in blowing this man up, should be thrown in prison for the rest of their lives.
Thunder Dark Says:
March 5th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Teddy Lee is correct! The man should have been stripped naked and his clothing blown up! He could have been detained in Gitmo.
We did not even get the chance to have a trial or find out if he was Anna Nicole’s baby’s father!

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