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Why Bloggers Should Stay Behind Keyboards

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Blogging, Video

Sweet mother of Malkin.

Now THAT was funny, but not for the reasons Malkin intended.

For just $4.95 per month billed discreetly to your credit card, you can watch the rest of this video.

Any takers?

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9 Responses to “Why Bloggers Should Stay Behind Keyboards”

Carl Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
I feel my I.Q. dropping. Dropping… *crash* there is goes. Through the floor.
David Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
geez. It’s hard to imagine how that could have been less successful at being clever and funny.
Justin Gardner Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Fellas, it’s hard out there for a hack.

I’m still floored that she’s such a widely regarded blogger and guest hosts O’Reilly after she suggested that Kerry injured himself to get his Purple Hearts. I mean, wow…such a clown.
Joshua Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Well, ya gotta admit she’s at least a little easier on the eye than Ann Coulter.
DosPeros Says:
April 25th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
You guys obviously can not recognize brilliance when you see it. That was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. A real carnival of the bizarre thing going on…I feel dirty and…politically agitated and….dirty. Oh my god, my eyesockets are bleeding…I think I just pissed my pants…its a delayed reaction! Oh my god, she’s coming out of my stomach like in *Alien* and she is doing that cheer…someone shoot me.
Alan Stewart Carl Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Sure, Justin … you’re just jealous that you don’t look as good in a cheerleading outfit.
Justin Gardner Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I’m jealous I’m not that witty.

If only…if only…
Transplanted Lawyer Says:
April 26th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Good analysis, DP — that video will haunt my nightmares for weeks to come. And a funny review, too — I’m going to take back some of the things I said about you. ;)
dj Says:
April 27th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Cancel the Daily Show — we found ourselves a real political satirist! *eyeroll*

Tell me again why anyone pays attention to this woman?

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