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Woman Spends 2 Years Sitting On The Toilet

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in The World, WTF?

This one was too weird to pass up.

WICHITA | A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.

He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,’” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

The house had another bathroom he could use.

Did you note how the Sheriff’s last name is Whipple?

Ready…set…JOKE!

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4 Responses to “Woman Spends 2 Years Sitting On The Toilet”

TerenceC Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
How could a “boy friend” slide food and water into the bathroom for 2 years and not think there was some pretty serious mental illness? I can only assume they weren’t together for companionship, and sex is doubtful since the whole fused skin/toilet seat thing doesn’t lend itself well to intimacy. They were probably republicans though.
Justin Gardner Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Come on Terence, a Republican joke? You can do better than that. Frankly, that didn’t even seem like a joke.
TerenceC Says:
March 13th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Well…… I’m sure she was flushed when the police showed up…sorry…….The jokes are the bloggs attached to the story off the site however - priceless

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Kevin Scampoli Says:
March 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
My radio show, We Hit & Run, covered this story this week… here is the clip: WHAR ON PAM BABCOCK.

http://www.wehitandrun.info

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