Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one, brother! “Financial stability”, oh, man!

KK: “Doctor, please tell me how my husband is doing…”
Reality: “He’s stable, ma’am. Very, very stable.”
KK: “Oh, thank God! I was so worried you couldn’t save him.”
Reality: “Oh, ummm, we couldn’t save him, ma’am. He’s quite dead. But you can rest assured he’s stable.”