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Kansas Citian David Cook Wins American Idol

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in 2008 Election, Kitchen Sink, Media, Missouri, Music

I don’t watch really like the show so I never care who wins, but this is a hometown boy we’re talking about here so some props are in order for the guy who won the second most popular election in 2008.
Seriously, check out these numbers…
A record 97 million votes were cast overall, 23 million more [...]

May 21st, 2008 | Permalink| 3 Comments »

Tough Guy Auditions

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Comedy, Kitchen Sink, Video, WTF?

I don’t think any of them got the part…

So what do you think about that Dramatic Chipmunk?

And scene…

May 11th, 2008 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

Video: Man Gets Stuck In Elevator For 41 Hours

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Comedy, Kitchen Sink, New York, New York City, Torture, Video

Watch this time lapsed video. It’s hypnotic.

More from the New Yorker:
White has the security-camera videotape of his time in the McGraw-Hill elevator. He has watched it twice-it was recorded at forty times regular speed, which makes him look like a bug in a box. The most striking thing to him about the tape is that [...]

April 21st, 2008 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

The Best Beards And Moustaches In The World!

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, Video

Ironic…the following video is kind of short…but its subject is very long.

Courtesy of TheNewsRoom.

September 3rd, 2007 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

Video: Iran Builds Largest Rug

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, The World, Video

Uh oh…

With rug making technology so advanced, they could give their secrets to al Qaeda and they could cover the entire US!
I think I’m starting to warm to the idea of an invasion…

July 31st, 2007 | Permalink| No Comments »

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in History, Kitchen Sink

Happy Friday the 13th.
MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

July 13th, 2007 | Permalink| 4 Comments »

Carnival of Divided Government - Call for Submissions

By mw | Related entries in Blogging, Elections, Ideas, Kitchen Sink, Legislation

The next edition of the Carnival of Divided Government TERTIUS DECIMUS - Special Memorial Day Weekend Fishing Edition, will be cross-posted at Donklephant and at DWSUWF on Memorial Day, May 28, 2007.

May 23rd, 2007 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

Bush Photoshopped Into Derek Jeter Card

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in General Politics, Kitchen Sink, Sports

A buddy of mine bought a pack of Topps Opening Day baseball cards the other day and found a couple of celebrities in the Derek Jeter card who probably weren’t there when the photo was taken.
Find Bush and Mickey Mantle in the pic.

Weird, eh?
And of course they know about it, but still…
“We saw it [...]

April 30th, 2007 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

The Cadbury Egg Coverup

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Just in time for Easter, a major candy company is caught lying.

Happy Easter!

April 8th, 2007 | Permalink| 3 Comments »

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Boom.

January 1st, 2007 | Permalink| 2 Comments »

More Ads On Donklephant

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Yes, you may notice some new ads here, and they’re being served up by FeedBurner.
Honestly, I hope to raise just enough money to cover the server costs for the site. BlogAds don’t cut it right now, and so I decided to add an additional service.
Hope you find the ads relevant.

December 1st, 2006 | Permalink| 4 Comments »

Just Watch

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

A-MAZ-ING.

November 6th, 2006 | Permalink| 3 Comments »

The Donklephant Yearly Pac Man Joke

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Yes, only once a year. Enjoy.

(h/t: themot.org)

November 2nd, 2006 | Permalink| 4 Comments »

A New Stanley Kubrick Movie?

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, The Politics Of Film

For all you fellow Kubrick fans…there’s this…
Stanley Kubrick never threw anything away. On the other hand, he didn’t have much of a filing system, and when he moved � permanently, it turned out � from Hollywood to London in 1962, a great many things went astray. Among them was the sole copy of a film [...]

November 1st, 2006 | Permalink| 5 Comments »

Perfect Fake Water

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Actually, it’s CG liquid, and it’s amazing. Give it a watch.

So since that’s solved, what’s next? Flying cars? Government that actually works for the people instead of for themselves?
I’m holding out for the flying cars.

November 1st, 2006 | Permalink| No Comments »

The Shortest State Highway…

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

…ever?
And it’s in Kansas. Who knew?

October 26th, 2006 | Permalink| 3 Comments »

A Television Ad You Have To Watch

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Just click here.
Trust me.

October 21st, 2006 | Permalink| No Comments »

12 Rules For Marriage

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Well, we were “reddit’d” today, which means the site has been getting an unprecedented amount of traffic. At last count over 8,000 visitors and the number just keeps climbing. Wow.
And oddly enough it reminded me that sometimes we can lose focus of the day to day stuff. At least I know I can. True, [...]

September 7th, 2006 | Permalink| 7 Comments »

Your Moment Of Sith…

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

I couldn’t resist.
And if this works…beware…I’ll be posting so many more videos from so many sources it’ll make you sick!

September 1st, 2006 | Permalink| 5 Comments »

Nuclear war coming on Sept. 12

By Sean Aqui | Related entries in Breaking News, Israel, Kitchen Sink, Military, Religion, The World, War

You know, it’s bad enough that my birthday falls the day after Sept. 11; talk about a buzzkiller.
Now there’s this:
Yisrayl Hawkins, well known Bible scholar and author, reports that the Bible predicts the exact date and the location that nuclear war will begin. Hawkins states that the current crisis in the Middle East will go [...]

August 28th, 2006 | Permalink| 23 Comments »