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Obama And Palin In A Video Game?

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Barack, Games, Kitchen Sink, Palin, Video

The game is Mercenaries 2, and it’s sure to be a hit with both Democrats and Republicans alike. My only question: why didn’t they include McCain? Tweet

November 1st, 2008 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

Bigfoot Press Conference Yields Few Facts, More Questions

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

Okay, so this is probably going to turn out to be a hoax. Yes, the original picture of the dead animal in the freezer looked slightly convincing… But after you take a look at this bigfoot costume… You can see there are some obvious similarities. In any event, here’s more about the news conference… PALO […]

August 15th, 2008 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

Bigfoot Found?

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, Video

I’m taking the following with a grain of salt, but the guy who’s making the claims sounds fairly credible. Here’s more… Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature’s body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive. The carcass […]

August 15th, 2008 | Permalink| No Comments »

You Won’t Believe What Michael Phelps Eats Everyday

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, Olympics

Personally, I’m not that shocked, because if you’re working out 5 hours a day, 6 days a week, you’re need the energy. Still, this isn’t exactly the healthiest regiment… 4,000 calories per meal… Breakfast: 3 fried-egg sandwiches w/ cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Brunch: 3 slices of french toast w/ powered sugar, a […]

August 13th, 2008 | Permalink| 28 Comments »

Eat! Eat! Eat! & Always Stay Thin! With Tape Worms!

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in History, Kitchen Sink

My friends, this is why there’s no such thing as a true free market. :-) Discuss… (Update: I mistakenly put the image in the wrong tag so it didn’t show up…so I’m sure this post made absolutely NO sense. My apologies. Fixed.) Tweet

July 20th, 2008 | Permalink| 25 Comments »

Kansas Citian David Cook Wins American Idol

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, Media, Missouri, Music

I don’t watch really like the show so I never care who wins, but this is a hometown boy we’re talking about here so some props are in order for the guy who won the second most popular election in 2008. Seriously, check out these numbers… A record 97 million votes were cast overall, 23 […]

May 21st, 2008 | Permalink| 5 Comments »

Tough Guy Auditions

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Comedy, Kitchen Sink, Video, WTF?

I don’t think any of them got the part… So what do you think about that Dramatic Chipmunk? And scene… Tweet

May 11th, 2008 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

Video: Man Gets Stuck In Elevator For 41 Hours

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Comedy, Kitchen Sink, New York, New York City, Torture, Video

Watch this time lapsed video. It’s hypnotic. More from the New Yorker: White has the security-camera videotape of his time in the McGraw-Hill elevator. He has watched it twice-it was recorded at forty times regular speed, which makes him look like a bug in a box. The most striking thing to him about the tape […]

April 21st, 2008 | Permalink| 2 Comments »

The Best Beards And Moustaches In The World!

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, Video

Ironic…the following video is kind of short…but its subject is very long. Courtesy of TheNewsRoom. Tweet

September 3rd, 2007 | Permalink| 1 Comment »

Video: Iran Builds Largest Rug

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink, The World, Video

Uh oh… With rug making technology so advanced, they could give their secrets to al Qaeda and they could cover the entire US! I think I’m starting to warm to the idea of an invasion… Tweet

July 31st, 2007 | Permalink| No Comments »