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		<title>It&#8217;s Halftime in Mexico, Canada and Italy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is a political message to found here, it has nothing to do with the advertisement itself. The ad is doing exactly what any good ad should do. In fact, it does more - Memeorandum is tracking reactions, people are writing columns about it, it is being posted on blogs and social networks. Chrysler is getting more than their money’s worth from this spot.

The political problem is with the underlying company. The problem is with the moral hazard unleashed when they were bailed out with taxpayer money. The problem is with the subsequent heavy handed politically motivated machinations orchestrated by the Obama administration in the bankruptcy proceedings. I would not want to buy a car from that company.]]></description>
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<div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://jalopnik.com/5882747/clint-eastwood-doesnt-think-we-should-bail-out-car-companies-like-chrysler"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 400px;height: 225px" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dcimKbzRW3M/TzCyG3k45VI/AAAAAAAAOgc/n9N85W1FqSk/s400/Eastwood%2Bon%2Bchrysler.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />
<span style="font-size:78%">image ripped from <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5882747/clint-eastwood-doesnt-think-we-should-bail-out-car-companies-like-chrysler">Jalopnik</a></span></div>
<p>Like many Americans, I watched the Superbowl and commercials with equal enthusiasm and enjoyed both.  I thought the Clint Eastwood Chrysler  ad at halftime was excellent. It  never occurred to me that this was an <a href="http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/clint-eastwood-chrysler-super-bowl-ad-becomes-political-football/">overtly political ad</a>, or <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/super-bowl-chrysler-commercial-obama-clint-eastwood-politics-287204">endorsing Obama&#8217;s re-election</a>, or <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-la-pn-eastwood-super-bowl-ad-sparks-the-discord-it-preached-against-20120206,0,4144022.story">supportive of corporate bail-outs</a>.   <a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/transportation-report/automobiles/208895-chrysler-ceo-says-clint-eastwood-super-bowl-ad-was-not-political">Who knew</a>?  Apparently I am not sufficiently <a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/02/course-david-axelrod-loves-chryslers-halftime-america-superbowl-ad/48327/">politicized</a> to recognize the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/karl-rove-offended-by-clint-eastwoods-chrysler-ad/2012/02/06/gIQAYt3HuQ_blog.html">offensive polarizing nature</a> of the ad.</p>
<p>I naively saw the ad as simply a straight-line continuation of the theme and style of Chrysler&#8217;s  excellent &#8220;Imported from Detroit&#8221;  Eminem ad last year. [My Donk permissions do not permit me to embed the videos, but the 2011 Eminem ad is <a href="http://youtu.be/SKL254Y_jtc">linked here</a> and the 2012 Eastwood ad is <a href="http://youtu.be/_PE5V4Uzobc">linked here</a>.]</p>
<p>Themes common to both ads include: Strength and resolve overcoming adversity; A focus on pride of place &#8211; (Detroit for Eminem &#8211; generalized to America with Eastwood); Dramatic uplifting music;  A popular, way cool, instantly recognizable celebrity hinted at throughout the ad, emerging at the end, then dramatically delivering the money quote directly to the camera.</p>
<p>They are practically the same ad.<br />
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The purpose of advertising is to sell a product. The purpose of this ad is to sell Chrysler cars. Advertising sells cars by creating an image and cachet that buyers find attractive and associate with the car.   This ad succeeds in this endeavor without ever showing the car.</p>
<p>Chrysler had\has an image problem.  Along with GM, Chrysler suffered a serious <a href="http://donklephant.com/2008/12/14/of-bailouts-boycotts-and-buying-a-ford/">black eye with the American public</a>.  Cerberus  &#8211; the private equity firm  that<a href="http://www.businessweek.com/autos/content/may2007/bw20070514_849359.htm"> bought Chrysler from Daimler Benz</a>  <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/business/09cerb.html?pagewanted=all">cut its losses by means of of  a government bailout and a managed bankruptcy</a> with heavy handed terms <a href="http://westanddivided.blogspot.com/2009/05/arrogance-of-hope.html">dictated  by the Obama administration</a>. At the end of the day, Chrysler was purchased by Italian car manufacturer Fiat, mostly because no one else would buy it.</p>
<p>All of this was considered rather unseemly and distasteful to American car buyers at the time, but that was all in the past way back two years ago.  Now we have a resurgent automobile industry with Chrysler cars &#8220;Imported form Detroit&#8221; creating jobs in America and competing with foreign manufacturers. Right? <a href="http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/stirring-incoherence-chrysler-two-minute-clint-eastwood-super-165249291.html">Well&#8230; not quite</a>:</p>
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<blockquote>&#8220;Chrysler has one assembly plant in Detroit proper, two more in the suburbs, one each in Ohio and Illinois, two in Canada and two in Mexico. The Dodge Challenger glimpsed in the ad is built in Canada with a Mexican-assembled V8 and a transmission from Indiana. The company&#8217;s cash is counted in Italy by Fiat, and its chief executive &#8230;  resides in Switzerland for tax reasons.  It&#8217;s one thing for any corporation to trumpet accomplishments; quite another to posit itself as the herald of a new morning in America. The sadder, harsher truth is that these pep rallies do much for Chrysler but little to abate Detroit&#8217;s everyday horrors. If only the city called Detroit could metamorph as adroitly as Chrysler&#8217;s concept of &#8220;Detroit.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p>These ads are great because they succeed in wrapping Chrysler and their  cars  in the image of a resurgent Detroit and project a message of resilient Americans  fighting out of an economic downturn  &#8211; all delivered by respected and well-liked celebrity personalities.</p>
<p>If there is a political message to found  here, it has nothing to do with the advertisement itself.  The ad is doing exactly what any good ad should do. In fact, it does more -<a href="http://www.memeorandum.com/120206/p73#a120206p73"> Memeorandum is tracking reactions</a>, people are writing columns about it,  it is being <a href="http://www.dividist.com/2012/02/its-halftime-in-canada-and-mexico.html">posted on blogs</a> and social networks. Chrysler is getting more than their money&#8217;s worth from this spot.</p>
<p>The political problem is with the underlying company. The problem is with the moral hazard unleashed when they were bailed out with taxpayer money. The problem is with the subsequent heavy handed politically motivated machinations orchestrated by the Obama administration in the bankruptcy proceedings. I would not want to buy a car from that company.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d rather buy a car from that other company. That <span style="font-style: italic">Halftime in America, Clint Eminem, Imported from </span><strike>Ohio</strike><span style="font-style: italic"> </span><strike>Illinois</strike><span style="font-style: italic"> </span><strike>Canada</strike><span style="font-style: italic"> </span><strike>Mexico</strike><span style="font-style: italic"> Detroit</span> company.  You know the one I mean&#8230; <a href="http://blogs.detroitnews.com/overdrive/2012/02/02/fiat-urged-to-buy-rest-of-chrysler-quickly-and-sell-alfa-or-ferrari-to-do-it/">Fiat</a>.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong><br />
You had to know this was coming. The Parody is <a href="http://youtu.be/-j_8qCbHsUA">linked here</a>.</p>
<p><sup>x-posted from <em>&#8220;<a href="http://www.dividist.com/2012/02/its-halftime-in-canada-and-mexico.html">The Dividist Papers</a>&#8220;</em></sup></p>
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		<title>Sparky Anderson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 16:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>donar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this may not be the most direct political cartoon, but definitely news worthy especially after all this exhausting election year. What made Sparky so remarkable aside from just managing a boy&#8217;s game, was he demonstrated exceptional leadership skills in managing difficult players or prima donnas during his tenure. He led the Big Red [...]]]></description>
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<p>I know this may not be the most direct political cartoon, but definitely news worthy especially after all this exhausting election year.  What made Sparky so remarkable aside from just managing a boy&#8217;s game, was he demonstrated exceptional leadership skills in managing difficult players or prima donnas during his tenure.  He led the Big Red Machine of the Reds to a remarkable back to back World Series Championships with huge egos like Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Ken Griffey Sr. to name a few.  He came to Detroit and took a rag tag team and developed them into a world class baseball club&#8230;and I had the fortune to experience this during my childhood.</p>
<p>I just hope that we can have a few politicians that could exhibit the remarkable leadership, charm and energy that this great soul possessed. It seems today we have become bitter, entangled and stuck in our trenches refusing to look past our egos and convictions to embrace team work and a positive attitude to get things done.<br />
<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5764168"><br />
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		<title>NFL&#8217;s new policy on hurting players</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>donar</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sexting Favre</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 13:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally sports fall under another category but this time I thought it was interesting how social media is changing the ways we see these figures in the media.  The question I posed will it change their behaviors? News Link&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Normally sports fall under another category but this time I thought it was interesting how social media is changing the ways we see these figures in the media.  The question I posed will it change their behaviors?</p>
<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/commentary/news/story?page=hill/101012">News Link&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>USA World Coup d&#8217;etat</title>
		<link>http://donklephant.com/2010/06/21/usa-world-coup-detat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who don&#8217;t follow the World Cup&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t follow the <a href="http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/21/referees-chief-defends-job-by-officials/">World Cup&#8230;</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>donar</dc:creator>
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		<title>Manny is a sure thing</title>
		<link>http://donklephant.com/2009/05/11/manny-is-a-sure-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 20:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Topps 3D Baseball Cards</title>
		<link>http://donklephant.com/2009/03/11/topps-3d-baseball-cards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Gardner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure there are some baseball fans who visit this site, and if you collected baseball cards like I did&#8230;you&#8217;ll find this amazing and eventually &#8220;on-topic&#8221; for a politics site&#8230; But there is an economic angle to this&#8230; Topps needs to augment reality because baseball cards are struggling in the Internet age. Todayâ€™s collectors, most [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m sure there are some baseball fans who visit this site, and if you collected baseball cards like I did&#8230;you&#8217;ll find this amazing and eventually &#8220;on-topic&#8221; for a politics site&#8230;</p>
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But there is <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/09/technology/09topps.html">an economic angle</a> to this&#8230;<br />
<blockquote>Topps needs to augment reality because baseball cards are struggling in the Internet age. Todayâ€™s collectors, most of whom are still boys, can just as easily and less expensively find the sports facts they want online.</p>
<p>While once a $1 billion business, the market for sports trading cards has shrunk to $200 million in yearly revenue today, according to information provided by Major League Baseball Properties in a recent lawsuit against a former card licensee. (The playersâ€™ association licenses the right to use playersâ€™ likenesses.) [...]</p>
<p>Michael Eisner, the former chief of Walt Disney, did too, and in 2007 his Tornante Company and Madison Dearborn Partners bought Topps for $385 million. They hatched big plans to make trading cards relevant again.</p>
<p>Total Immersion, a French company, brought Topps the augmented reality technology. It has already been used in a theme park and for some auto design work. Using the technology, card collectors see a three-dimensional version of a player and can play elementary pitching, batting and catching games using the computer keyboard.</p>
<p>Mr. Eisner said Topps expected to ship 10 million packs of Series 1 (12 cards for $2) and Topps Attax cards this year (5 for $1). Scott Kelnhofer, editor of Card Trade, an industry publication, says the Total Immersion technology could strike a chord with boys. â€œThis is the boldest technology idea weâ€™ve seen in sports cards so far. The key is not to have it be a novelty and then itâ€™s on to the next one.</p></blockquote>
<p>See, told you it would be on-topic.</p>
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		<title>Spring training hopes eternal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>hear no, speak no, smoke no</title>
		<link>http://donklephant.com/2009/02/09/hear-no-speak-no-smoke-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wingsuit Base Jumping</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Gardner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official. Humans can fly. I&#8217;m still catching my breath.]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s official. </p>
<p>Humans can fly.</p>
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I&#8217;m still catching my breath.</p>
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		<title>Time for BCS Playoff</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack Obama is doing a fine job preparing for his presidency, but one move stands above the rest in terms of its clarity and commonsense appeal. Obama is right to support a BCS playoff for college football. Now, you might think I support Obama on this matter merely because Iâ€™m a Texan and Texas is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Barack Obama is doing a fine job preparing for his presidency, but one move stands above the rest in terms of its clarity and commonsense appeal. Obama is right <a href=http://www.thedenverdailynews.com/article.php?aID=2516>to support a BCS playoff</a> for college football.</p>
<p>Now, you might think I support Obama on this matter merely because Iâ€™m a Texan and <a href=http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-bcsstandings&#038;prov=ap&#038;type=lgns>Texas is getting screwed</a> in the BCS this year. Not so. You hardly have to be a Texan to see the profound injustice being perpetrated by the fraud that is the collegiate football championship. Seriously, if we ran our elections like the BCS runs football, we would have had Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani facing off in the November election.</p>
<p>But let me move past the clear and unquestionable insanity of a system that considers a team that lost 45-35 <i>on a neutral field</i> superior to the team which beat it. I understand the complexity when you factor in Texasâ€™ last-second loss to Texas Tech in Lubbock and Oklahomaâ€™s <i>at home</i> victory over the same Tech team. Obviously, small minds can easily be confused by the situation. That explains the fallibility of the human polls. The computer polls, of course, fail merely because they are computers and are more concerned with bringing on a Terminator-like future than they are with accurately interpreting the results of college football games (and, yes, any computer that ranks Oklahoma over Texas is clearly seeking the annihilation of truth and justice).</p>
<p>There is only one solution. An eight team playoff. Donâ€™t tell me it would be too hard to coordinate. Div. II and Div. III NCAA football manage such a system. And donâ€™t whine about all those Bowls that will lose money. The lesser Bowls can still host contests between teams which fail to make the playoffs while the major Bowls can serve as playoff sites. Itâ€™s really not that hard. And such a system would allow Texas to prove, once again, its superiority over Oklahoma. <i>On the field</i>. Where questions of â€œwhoâ€™s betterâ€ are best decided.</p>
<p>So, clearly, itâ€™s time for a playoff system. Isnâ€™t that change we can all believe in?</p>
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		<title>Behold The New York Mets Citi/Taxpayer Field!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Gardner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ailing Citigroup is being fairly targeted for their spendthrift ways. From NY Times: In 2006, Citigroup signed a 20-year, $400 million contract to name the Metsâ€™ new stadium in Queens Citi Field. As recently as last week, the troubled financial-services conglomerate said it had no intention of backing out of the deal for the [...]]]></description>
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<p>The ailing Citigroup is being fairly targeted for their spendthrift ways.</p>
<p><a href="http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/25/call-it-cititaxpayer-field-two-councilmen-say/">From NY Times</a>:<br />
<blockquote>In 2006, Citigroup signed a 20-year, $400 million contract to name the Metsâ€™ new stadium in Queens Citi Field. As recently as last week, the troubled financial-services conglomerate said it had no intention of backing out of the deal for the new stadium â€” the replacement for Shea Stadium, which is being demolished.</p>
<p>Well now, with Citigroup getting a second multi-billion-dollar rescue from the federal government, two City Council members would like to see Uncle Sam get some credit.</p>
<p>The two councilman, Vincent M. Ignizio and James S. Oddo, both of Staten Island, called on Tuesday for the stadium to be renamed Citi/Taxpayer Field. The two men will soon be the only Republicans on the 51-member Council; the only other Republican, Anthony Como of Queens, was recently defeated in a special election.</p></blockquote>
<p>My question&#8230;why not just &#8220;Taxpayer Field&#8221; since Citigroup wouldn&#8217;t exist anymore without us?</p>
<p>By the way, the Mets declined to comment about this when asked what they thought. Perhaps they like the idea? :-)</p>
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		<title>Thoroughdead</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 19:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>donar</dc:creator>
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		<title>China&#8217;s Torch on top of Tibet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 13:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>My cartoon was linked to post from the NYTimes</p>
<p>(Click on Bob McCarty)<a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/o/olympic_games_2008/olympic_torch/index.html"> NYTIMES link<br />
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		<title>Nike&#8217;s Incredibly Stupid &#8220;Kobe Bryant Jumps Car&#8221; Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Gardner</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really don&#8217;t know what to say to this. It&#8217;s wrong for so many reasons, not the least of which is the suggestion that shoes can help you jump a car (WTF?). Yes, Kobe says &#8220;do not try this at home,&#8221; but come on people&#8230;what does Nike take us for? Behind every piece of advertising [...]]]></description>
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<p>I really don&#8217;t know what to say to this. It&#8217;s wrong for so many reasons, not the least of which is the suggestion that shoes can help you jump a car (WTF?).</p>
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<p>Yes, Kobe says &#8220;do not try this at home,&#8221; but come on people&#8230;what does Nike take us for? Behind every piece of advertising is a message and this one is about the shoe&#8217;s performance.</p>
<p>They even released this thing on <a href="http://kb24.com/home.php">Kobe Bryant&#8217;s own website</a>, which should give you an indication that they want people to think it&#8217;s real. </p>
<p>And who knows, it very well might be, but either way it&#8217;s dumb and dangerous and Nike should take it down immediately.</p>
<p><b>UPDATE</b>:<br />
The consensus in the comments section seems to be that I&#8217;m dumb for embedding the video, and I think it&#8217;s fair criticism because this does get more people to watch it. However, the reason I did this is to show people how this video is grossly irresponsible. And yes, there&#8217;s another way to handle this, but I&#8217;m not really a big fan of blogs that link to YouTube so I have to leave their site in order to watch something. To me, that&#8217;s why things are embeddable.</p>
<p>Getting back to the main point, yes, I&#8217;m outraged that Nike is taking a clearly dangerous trick and using it to sell shoes. Let&#8217;s remember that jumping cars is <i>not</i> a sport, so Nike is selling a dare here, not just performance. </p>
<p>Moreover, marketing should never be responsible for one broken nose, or busted jaw or fractured skull. Not one. And yet I&#8217;m sure we all know it&#8217;s going to happen as a result. So while they may not be legally responsible when bad things happen to people who emulate this ad, from a marketing ethics point-of-view they&#8217;re guilty as hell.</p>
<p>Call this post unwarranted outrage if you want, but I&#8217;m sticking by it and I think the reasoning is pretty straightforward.</p>
<p><b>UPDATE</b>:<br />
<a href="http://www.digitalpodcast.com/podcastnews/2008/04/11/kobes-social-media-irresponsibility-puts-nikes-brand-at-risk/">DigitalPodcast shares similar sentiments&#8230;</a><br />
<blockquote>The problem will come when the first stupid person decides to try it themselves to show off. The first broken neck, paralyzed or dead kid will make Kobe and Nike look incredibly irresponsible. I would not be surprised if they get sued and it becomes a big mess.</p>
<p>While I donâ€™t want to sound like the grumpy parent that I am, I canâ€™t help but point out that this is stupid and irresponsible behavior and the perhaps the dark side of social media marketing. Kobe has a huge following despite his problems off the court. Kobeâ€™s jersey is the number one most popular jersey in the US and even in China. Kids who donâ€™t know any better and adults who are stupid enough to try to emulate their heroes are going to see if they can do this too.</p>
<p>While a pair of Nikeâ€™s costs $130 bucks, a kidâ€™s life priceless. Nike and Kobe should start thinking now about how they get themselves out of that mess. Itâ€™s coming soon.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m telling you&#8230;this could get ugly quick.</p>
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		<title>Hillary: Memphis Better Qualified To Be National Champs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Gardner</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://endpoliticsasusual.blogspot.com/2008/04/hillary-says-memphis-national-champ.html">Heh&#8230;</a><br />
<blockquote>In a move that&#8217;s sure to be seen as controversial, Hillary has contacted the NCAA Board of Directors to argue that Memphis is actually better qualified to be National Champion.</p>
<p>Ms. Clinton stated that Memphis, while losing the game, had actually shown more ability to act like a National Champion on Day One. She argued that Memphis had passed every test during the game, including scoring more points than Kansas for 38 minutes. For 38 minutes they had shown the experience necessary to be National Champion. &#8220;Just because some team comes along in the last minute and scores more points than the other guy doesn&#8217;t mean they&#8217;re necessarily able to be National Champion on Day One.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>You know, she has a point&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Kansas WINS!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[20 years to day they won in &#8217;88. Awesome.]]></description>
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<p>20 years to day they won in &#8217;88.</p>
<p>Awesome.</p>
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		<title>Bush Booed At Washington Nationals&#8217; Home Opener</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>And trust me, this isn&#8217;t one of those videos where you&#8217;ll think, &#8220;Wait, are they really booing?&#8221; Sure, you&#8217;ll hear some cheers, but the boo birds are overwhelming.</p>
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<p>The times we live in&#8230;</p>
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		<title>German Chancellor Merkel Skipping Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Germany itself isn&#8217;t going to boycott the entire thing, but she won&#8217;t be showing up. And she&#8217;s not the only one&#8230; The disclosure that Germany is to stay away from the games&#8217; opening ceremonies in August could encourage President Nicolas Sarkozy of France to join in a gesture of defiance and complicate Gordon Brown&#8217;s determination [...]]]></description>
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<p>Germany itself isn&#8217;t going to boycott the entire thing, but she won&#8217;t be showing up.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/mar/29/germany.olympicgames2008">And she&#8217;s not the only one&#8230;</a><br />
<blockquote>The disclosure that Germany is to stay away from the games&#8217; opening ceremonies in August could encourage President Nicolas Sarkozy of France to join in a gesture of defiance and complicate Gordon Brown&#8217;s determination to attend the Olympics.</p>
<p>Donald Tusk, Poland&#8217;s prime minister, became the first EU head of government to announce a boycott on Thursday and he was promptly joined by President VÃ¡clav Klaus of the Czech Republic, who had previously promised to travel to Beijing.</p>
<p>&#8220;The presence of politicians at the inauguration of the Olympics seems inappropriate,&#8221; Tusk said. &#8220;I do not intend to take part.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Well done all around. <a href="http://news.google.com/news?client=safari&#038;rls=en-us&#038;q=china+tibet+olympics&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;um=1&#038;sa=N&#038;tab=wn">China&#8217;s behavior</a> is simply inexcusable.</p>
<p>But will Bush show up?</p>
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