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Dolphin Marries Woman

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

Heh. I can’t imagine that this is real, but there it is nonetheless. Craziness.

My only question…what will the do on their honeymoon?

More here.

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One Response to “Dolphin Marries Woman”

Craig R. Says:
December 30th, 2005 at 10:36 am
Oh, The Horror!

Cue Pat R, FotF and AFA…….

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