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Valerie Comes Clean

By Callimachus | Related entries in Comedy, Satire


Yes, I sent Joe to Niger. No, I am not so stupid I thought he would actually learn anything. I just needed a break.

Ever since his last assignment, he had been sitting around the house in his navy blazer and grey slacks, watching home improvement shows and infomercials, and working on his pocket square collection, and I just wanted him OUT.

“Mow the yard,� I’d yell. “Clean the gutters. Go to the driving range. Take a jog. ANYTHING, just get up and move before you get carpal tunnel in your Cheetos hand.�

He was like, “A Wilson does not mow yards.� Like I had asked him to clean the toilet with his favorite Ascot.

As they say, read it all.


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