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Venus Vibrance

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I am not making this up:

Gillette Co. (NYSE:G) posted a higher second-quarter profit on Thursday, as new products such as its Venus Vibrance pulsating razor for women boosted sales growth.

Reuters: Gillette posts higher quarterly profit

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3 Responses to “Venus Vibrance”

Cool Breeze Says:
August 5th, 2005 at 12:11 am
From a female POV, that could be a little dangerous I think…

Either shave or vibrate, but bundled?

I don’t know, out of curiousity I might have to check this out! Could be an entirely liberating experience.

Regards
Chris Says:
August 5th, 2005 at 3:52 pm
So she can shave and have a vibrator? Hey, something for both of us!
sleipner Says:
August 15th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
Sounds like a great way to bypass those silly “no obscene purchases across state lines” laws some states have – “no, really officer, it’s for shaving!”

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