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Chuck Norris Hears The Truth

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Kitchen Sink

If you haven’t visited Chuck Norris Facts, you have to. Right now. Seriously. There are things on there that are so funny, I can’t begin to describe them.

And today I found a link over at BoingBoing where Tony Danza reads His Chuckness some of these “facts.” The audio is a little out of sync, but ignore that and simply listen.

(h/t: BoingBoing)

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5 Responses to “Chuck Norris Hears The Truth”

  1. DosPeros Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 11:42 am

    Thanks Justin — you’ve made my day better. This is one of the funniest sites I’ve ever read.

    “Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.” I’m not certain what that means, but it is funny — maybe someone can explain it to me.

  2. Justin Gardner Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Always look to wikipedia my child…

    Behold the teabagging.

  3. DosPeros Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    Thanks. The picture IS worth a thousand words…

  4. CWhite Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    Did Chuck Norris really create bulldogs by delivering a roundhouse kick to the face of a wolfhoud?

  5. Justin Gardner Says:
    January 20th, 2006 at 4:12 pm

    Um, duh…of course he did. You think bulldogs just went and created themselves?

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