George W Bush determined to unite us.

By mw | Related entries in Polls, Satire

On the eve of the 2000 election, George W Bush clearly articulated why we should vote for him, and why he should be our president:

“Responsible leadership sets a tone of civility and bipartisanship that gets things done. I am a uniter, not a divider and, as the governor of Texas, that is how I have led. It is how I will lead in the White House.”

In recent weeks, the President has moved decisively to fulfill that promise. Consider the graphic of the president’s approval rating since the beginning of the Iraq occupation (from the Washington Post).

Now some would think that 65% of country (as high as 71% in some polls), joined shoulder to shoulder, arms locked in solidarity disapproving of how the president is doing his job qualifies as uniting the country. While this may be close enough for some, it is not enough for this President. He understands that the remaining ~30% of his support is comprised of hard core loyalists that fully intend to stand with him through thick and thin. With only 18 months left in his presidency, he realizes he must act decisively if he is going to truly be a “uniter”. He recently launched a three prong “shock and awe” attack on the Republican base: First standing by his discredited Attorney General Alberto Gonzales; Second, aggressively attacking Republican opponents of the immigration bill; Third, leaving loyalist Scooter Libby twisting slowly in the wind, knowing that Libby’s only crime was to perjure himself to protect Dick Cheney and Karl Rove. Is it working? Can he really unite this country? Only time will tell. The next few polls will be critical. But there are indications in both the main stream media and the blogosphere that his efforts are bearing fruit…

Continued at Divided We Stand United We Fall.

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2 Responses to “George W Bush determined to unite us.”

  1. Jeremy Says:

    “I am a uniter, not a divider” Lol, puhleassse! No Bush, I think what you meant to say is: “you are a liar and a conspirer that happens to be a divider.”

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