Comments on: Eat! Eat! Eat! & Always Stay Thin! With Tape Worms! http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/ Big Teeth. Huge Ass. Surprisingly Reasonable. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:59:03 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Lead Generation http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-2/#comment-506114 Lead Generation Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:24:22 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-506114 Wow - is this for real?! How do they sanitize them? And as for the idea of them 'getting restless'...I just lost my appetite!! Wow – is this for real?! How do they sanitize them? And as for the idea of them ‘getting restless’…I just lost my appetite!!

]]> By: Sarah http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-421280 Sarah Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:29:13 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-421280 There is no such thing as sanitized... I cannot believe they did this back then. Problem with tapeworms are that they grow within you and eat everything... if you do not keep eating to feed them, then they get restless and start twisting...which results in a sharp pain in your stomach. It's not exactly healthy and imagine everytime you go for a poo some of it may come out. :P Sorry to say, but this is the truth... ugly and yet fact. There is no such thing as sanitized… I cannot believe they did this back then. Problem with tapeworms are that they grow within you and eat everything… if you do not keep eating to feed them, then they get restless and start twisting…which results in a sharp pain in your stomach. It’s not exactly healthy and imagine everytime you go for a poo some of it may come out. :P Sorry to say, but this is the truth… ugly and yet fact.

]]> By: aaron http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412150 aaron Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:26:57 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412150 Right. "Room" as in "Classroom." Har har. "Me Says: July 21st, 2008 at 6:21 am QUOTE: “aaron Says: July 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am My seventh grade science teacher had this poster up in his room…” What were you doing in your seventh grade teacher’s bedroom in the first place????" Right. “Room” as in “Classroom.” Har har.

“Me Says:
July 21st, 2008 at 6:21 am

QUOTE:

“aaron Says:

July 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am
My seventh grade science teacher had this poster up in his room…”

What were you doing in your seventh grade teacher’s bedroom in the first place????”

]]> By: evan miller http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412095 evan miller Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:18:42 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412095 this is not real. this is not real.

]]> By: My Tapeworm Diet Ad Joke Turned Out To Be Real… | Tim Gross: Internet Business Blog http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412080 My Tapeworm Diet Ad Joke Turned Out To Be Real… | Tim Gross: Internet Business Blog Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:06:54 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412080 [...] For a silly example of how to use my Free Sales Letter Generator software, I wrote a joke ad about a tapework weight loss diet, but the joke’s on me… turns out, it’s a real diet!  Here’s an actual 1920’s ad for it. [...] [...] For a silly example of how to use my Free Sales Letter Generator software, I wrote a joke ad about a tapework weight loss diet, but the joke’s on me… turns out, it’s a real diet!  Here’s an actual 1920’s ad for it. [...]

]]> By: Sean Breeden http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412059 Sean Breeden Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:57:04 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412059 Off for a Big Mac, eh? So you like getting your tapeworms the old fashioned way... Off for a Big Mac, eh? So you like getting your tapeworms the old fashioned way…

]]> By: Joe http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412058 Joe Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:52:04 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412058 Jesus christ. Jesus christ.

]]> By: Me http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412055 Me Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:21:08 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412055 QUOTE: "aaron Says: July 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am My seventh grade science teacher had this poster up in his room…" What were you doing in your seventh grade teacher's bedroom in the first place???? QUOTE:

“aaron Says:

July 21st, 2008 at 12:06 am
My seventh grade science teacher had this poster up in his room…”

What were you doing in your seventh grade teacher’s bedroom in the first place????

]]> By: Jason http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412054 Jason Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:39:06 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412054 Unfortunately tape worms don't work that way. Take any class in parasitology (usually taught with Microbiology) and you learn all it takes to keep a 25 foot long tapeworm well fed is one extra table spoon of food. So not only is this pretty disgusting, but it also doesn't work. Although many studies have shown intestinal parasites may prevent allergies, but really, is it worth it? Unfortunately tape worms don’t work that way. Take any class in parasitology (usually taught with Microbiology) and you learn all it takes to keep a 25 foot long tapeworm well fed is one extra table spoon of food. So not only is this pretty disgusting, but it also doesn’t work. Although many studies have shown intestinal parasites may prevent allergies, but really, is it worth it?

]]> By: [links] Link salad for an Omaha Monday | jlake.com http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412053 [links] Link salad for an Omaha Monday | jlake.com Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:30:59 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412053 [...] Why unregulated free markets are a bad idea — (Thanks to danjite.) [...] [...] Why unregulated free markets are a bad idea — (Thanks to danjite.) [...]

]]> By: Frank http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412052 Frank Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:24:53 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412052 FAKE. Spoof. Phony nostalgia. FAKE. Spoof. Phony nostalgia.

]]> By: Alli http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412051 Alli Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:47:41 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412051 Am I missing something here? No diets, no exercise, no BATHS? Jeez, had I known baths could reduce weight, I'd take em instead of showers. Am I missing something here? No diets, no exercise, no BATHS? Jeez, had I known baths could reduce weight, I’d take em instead of showers.

]]> By: Crowbar http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412050 Crowbar Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:43:49 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412050 Note that it states in the bottom-left corner that there are "no ill effects." Apparently, when a tapeworm has been living inside you long enough, segments of it start to appear in your faeces. Not ill enough, hmm? Note that it states in the bottom-left corner that there are “no ill effects.” Apparently, when a tapeworm has been living inside you long enough, segments of it start to appear in your faeces. Not ill enough, hmm?

]]> By: aaron http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412044 aaron Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:06:34 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412044 My seventh grade science teacher had this poster up in his room... My seventh grade science teacher had this poster up in his room…

]]> By: Stego http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412043 Stego Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:16:42 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412043 Yanno, Sometimes thinking outside of the box may be necessary to get things done. Sure: Its a parasite. Barasites Bad! Or so we've been told. Beef tapeworms appear to be the least damaging to humans, but it apparently is "Easily Transmittable". Fortunately most people wash hands afterwards, so it would be interesting to see how this works if it were to be reintroduced. I thought at one time there a weight cure where one would take two pills every week or so: One pill, unbeknowingst to the public, contains tapeworm larvae. The other would kill the tapeworm. The problems started happening when people would take one pill, notice the weight loss, and not take the second pill because the first was working so well. Yanno, Sometimes thinking outside of the box may be necessary to get things done. Sure: Its a parasite. Barasites Bad! Or so we’ve been told. Beef tapeworms appear to be the least damaging to humans, but it apparently is “Easily Transmittable”. Fortunately most people wash hands afterwards, so it would be interesting to see how this works if it were to be reintroduced.

I thought at one time there a weight cure where one would take two pills every week or so: One pill, unbeknowingst to the public, contains tapeworm larvae. The other would kill the tapeworm. The problems started happening when people would take one pill, notice the weight loss, and not take the second pill because the first was working so well.

]]> By: The Baggins Family » Donklephant » Blog Archive » Eat! Eat! Eat! & Always Stay Thin! With Tape Worms! http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412042 The Baggins Family » Donklephant » Blog Archive » Eat! Eat! Eat! & Always Stay Thin! With Tape Worms! Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:00:26 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412042 [...] Donklephant » Blog Archive » Eat! Eat! Eat! & Always Stay Thin! With Tape Worms!. WHAT TO DO NOW? Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL. [...] [...] Donklephant » Blog Archive » Eat! Eat! Eat! & Always Stay Thin! With Tape Worms!. WHAT TO DO NOW? Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL. [...]

]]> By: MilkThistleGenus http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412041 MilkThistleGenus Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:57:12 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412041 Does sanitized mean still alive? Does sanitized mean still alive?

]]> By: raincoaster http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412039 raincoaster Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:10:04 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412039 I love that the ad on this one is "Pick McCain's VP." I love that the ad on this one is “Pick McCain’s VP.”

]]> By: Adam Geldersma http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412038 Adam Geldersma Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:04:05 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412038 Geez, I don't know. Maybe it's not such a bad idea. It would certainly help solve the obesity epidemic. It would also eliminate personal responsibility for maintaining a proper diet. Geez, I don’t know. Maybe it’s not such a bad idea. It would certainly help solve the obesity epidemic. It would also eliminate personal responsibility for maintaining a proper diet.

]]> By: Miracle diet! « The Hostages: You’re Lucky We Don’t Ban Your Fat Ass http://donklephant.com/2008/07/20/eat-eat-eat-always-stay-thin-with-tape-worms/comment-page-1/#comment-412036 Miracle diet! « The Hostages: You’re Lucky We Don’t Ban Your Fat Ass Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:21:18 +0000 http://donklephant.com/?p=6352#comment-412036 [...] Found here. [...] [...] Found here. [...]

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