Hilariously Bad Blagojevich Court Room Sketches

By Justin Gardner | Related entries in Comedy, Illinois, Law

Maybe it’s just me, but do the following “artist depictions” strike you as a tad on the amateurish side?

First, Blagojevich hangs his head and can’t even make eye contact with the judge, but that’s a big deal since she’s talking to somebody in the far left corner of the room…

Then, Blagojevich has loosened his shirt up a bit, but is clearly unhappy…as he has turned into a giant.

Meanwhile, the now diminutive judge has magically changed the part in her hair and brought back some color to it. She’s also switched gowns from black to gray. That must have been tough with everybody watching.

Yeah, yeah, I know…like I could do any better.

But seriously…somebody got paid to do this?

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9 Responses to “Hilariously Bad Blagojevich Court Room Sketches”

  1. bubbles Says:

    hahahahahaha he looks like a sad teenage kid being taken into custody for something like arson.

  2. Rich Horton Says:

    Maybe its an artistic statement. There is something vaguely Byzantine about them.

  3. gljunket Says:

    Someone should do one of those online polls to answer the question “Who does Blagojevich remind you of more, Howdy Doody? Or Alfred E. Neuman?”

  4. Justin Gardner Says:

    bubbles, exactly! Or I was also thinking he looked like some 50s tough who had been rounded up by the local coppers. I mean, that hair! Holy $#!+!!!

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  6. becca Says:

    tragically reminiscent of beavis and butthead….

  7. Newman Says:

    I’ve met Blago in person. He really does have a head that big.

  8. Frank Says:

    Yeah. I noticed the same thing. The trial was apparently conducted in Wonderland.

  9. medlaw Says:

    My wife has always maintained that the mop of hair hanging off the front of Blago’s head is a toupee. I thought no rational man would put something that hideous on his head. My mistake was connecting the word rational with Blago. Wife is probably right.

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