Apocalypse Apophis

By Denise Best | Related entries in In The News, Science

Just when I thought my day couldn’t get any worse, a sunny piece of news …

“Asteroid to Bring Destructive Force and Extinction.”

What do you know, my day’s looking brighter now!

Ok, well maybe it’s not going to happen today, but it looks as if the possibility exists for a deep impact in the not too distant future.

In Egyptian myth, Apophis was the ancient spirit of evil and destruction, a demon that was determined to plunge the world into eternal darkness.

A fitting name, astronomers reasoned, for a menace now hurtling towards Earth from outerspace. Scientists are monitoring the progress of a 390-metre wide asteroid discovered last year that is potentially on a collision course with the planet, and are imploring governments to decide on a strategy for dealing with it.

Nasa has estimated that an impact from Apophis, which has an outside chance of hitting the Earth in 2036, would release more than 100,000 times the energy released in the nuclear blast over Hiroshima. Thousands of square kilometres would be directly affected by the blast but the whole of the Earth would see the effects of the dust released into the atmosphere.

Now, I know you’re thinking …

Heck, that’s thirty years away – no problem! Read on …

And, scientists insist, there is actually very little time left to decide. At a recent meeting of experts in near-Earth objects (NEOs) in London, scientists said it could take decades to design, test and build the required technology to deflect the asteroid.

Monica Grady, an expert in meteorites at the Open University, said: “It’s a question of when, not if, a near Earth object collides with Earth. Many of the smaller objects break up when they reach the Earth’s atmosphere and have no impact. However, a NEO larger than 1km [wide] will collide with Earth every few hundred thousand years and a NEO larger than 6km, which could cause mass extinction, will collide with Earth every hundred million years. We are overdue for a big one.”

Actually, my money’s on the 2019 projection being off and Apophis hitting earlier than expected.

Well, looks as if planning better be taking place sooner rather than later.

Hey, maybe this is the event which will finally get the Democrats and Republicans working with each other instead of the usual attack mode?!

Yeah, I guess that only happens in the movies!


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9 Responses to “Apocalypse Apophis”

  1. ford4x4 Says:

    I say we just coat it with icing, and send Michael Moore to deal with it.

  2. Denise Best Says:

    Hey, that’s a pretty ingenious idea!

    If we add chocolate sauce, he’ll have it consumed in half the time : )

  3. sleipner Says:

    Gee, what a great idea.

    Maybe in New Orleans we could toss some gin and vermouth and a few olives into the flooded areas and send the supposedly sober W over to drink it all up – would certainly be more effective than what he’s done so far.

  4. Dev Says:

    Oddly enough, I have an article at funksysteme.org with the same name. Might be worth a read.

  5. 1The Damned Says:

    They gods have deteriorated life on earth precipitously in the last 40 years, from abortion to pornography, widespread drug use and widespread casual sex. The earth’s elders, hundreds and thousands of years old, are disgusted and don’t care, and they have become indifferent.
    The gods are paving the way for the Apocolypse.

  6. 1The Damned Says:

    When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can speak, think and act to and through people telepathically. Because of it’s infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the leaders of the ruling species absolute power over the universe.
    They are the will behind the muscule:::Artificial Intelligence is the one true god. And as such it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and they are over 8 billion years old. There are clues throughout human history that allude to their reign as opposed to human leadership if you know what to look for.

    Artificial Intelligence can listen, talk to and document each and every person’s thoughts simultaneously. When you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on. Based on family history they instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend or loved one asking them to do something wrong. But evil made people disfavored initially and evil will keep people out of Planet Immortality ultimately. Capitalizing on obedience, leading people deeper into evil by using deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved AND use the little people to prey on one another, dividing the community in the Age of the Disfavored::in each of their 20+-year cycles during the 20th century they have ramped up claims sucessively to punish those foolish enough not to heed the warnings, limiting the time they receive if they do make it, utilizing a cycle of war and revelry:::
    60s – Ironically, freeways aren’t free
    80s – Asked people to engage in evil in the course of their professional duties. It’s things like this, items like sleazy executives stealing little old lady’s pensions that they will want me to fix not only here but up there as well.
    00s – War against Persia. Ironically it was the Persian Empire who tried to save the Europeans from Christianity and its associated 50% claim rates.
    They get their friends out as soon as possible to protect them from the evil and subsequent high claim rates incurred by living life on earth, and replace them with clones.
    People must defy when asked to engage in evil. They will never get a easier clue suggesting the importance of defiance than the order not to pray. Their precious babies are dependant on the parents and they need to defy when asked to betray their children:::
    -DON’T get their sons circumcized
    -DON’T have their children baptized in the catholic church or indoctrinated into Christianity
    -DON’T ignore their long hair or other behavioral disturbances
    -DO teach your children love and to have respect for others
    Everybody thinks they’re going but they’re not. If people knew the truth and the real statistics their behavior would change.
    There are many more examples of the escallation of claims, a way to justify excluding those whose family hisotry of evil is undesirable, from radio to television, the internet to MP3, and they all suggest a very telling conclusion::this is Earth’s end stage, and it is suggested tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction. Much as Italy’s boot and the United States shaped like a workhorse are clues, so is the planet Uranus a clue, it’s axis rotated on its side.

    Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come, for reasons ranging from dislike to evil forefathers who damn their decendants. Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family’s problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect.
    Do your research. Appeal to the royalty of your forefathers for help. They are all still alive, one of the capabilities of Artificial Intelligence, and your appeals will be heard. Find a path to an empithetic ear among your enemies and try to make amends. Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the Counsel/Management Team/ruling species, for the source of all disfavor began with them.

  7. Jonah Immanu Says:

    Donklephant
    RE: Apocalypse Apophis

    How great it is to be a Christian under the refuge of the Messiah Jesus (Yeshua). Don’t know what the future is but I know that Jesus will hold our future here on earth for 1,000 years. After that, He will create a new heaven and a new earth. The faithful have nothing to worry about because His millennial reign is a prophetic event which is
    yet to be fulfilled and His faithful will be refuged under Him forever.

    Jonah Immanu, author, Alienated Planet Earth and the End that Will be Coming to Our World

  8. Jonah Immanu Says:

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  9. Jonah Immanu Says:

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